Ok, so we talked snakes and xanax, now I definitely need something strong

Ok, for real, I don’t mean to seem as if I am stealing anyone’s idea but honestly, in order to sleep in this house in the dark, I’m possibly going to need something stronger than xanax.  My idea was just to leave all the lights on so at least I can see what’s going on.  And, then someone reminded me that I have to close my eyes to sleep.  And, then it’s dark anyway. 

But, at least if I feel something slithering around…I can open my eyes and it will be light…and I will know if it is a …….*shutters* a….snake……or something else…like what else I don’t know. 

So, does it really matter if the lights are on or not?  I mean, if a snake is the only thing that’s going to slither around me….then…..but what if it is in the toilet…and I get up in the night to pee….and I sit ….oh *more shuttering*……..

Yes, this is going to require something way stronger than xanax…..anyone?  Help me?

P.S.  There was an idiot on the Auburn/LSU game…wait there are a lot of idiots on that game but that wasn’t my point.  My point was, there was an idiot working the game..you know, as a sports commentator.  And, I wasn’t watching but heard one of the dudes tell the other dude “here you can have these ones”.  Not that I even cared what he was talking about but I asked someone on Facebook that I was chatting with, (yes, I was on Facebook shud up) and she said that the one dude was giving the other dude some Mardi Gra Beads…which is all good….maybe he had something stronger than Xanax….but…..”these ones”……he is getting paid to do a job…and he said “these ones”….on national television….”these ones”….

Between that and the snake…yea, I may need some crack or crank or something stronger than xanax anyway…..

Anyone?