The dumbest Facebook Interview ever?
Ok, so look, I’m pretty open to doing Me-Me’s and the like so when a friend sent me an invitation on Facebook to do an interview, I figured, what the heck, I might as well. I am definitely not one of those people who freaks out because someone tags me or suggests something like this.
However, this thing got way out of hand. I started answering and then it asked me to invite some folks to answer it so I did. Then, it asked more and more and more.
Finally at about 40 I figured I was going to answer to me or Facebook one went down. I finally won but it was around question 85 or so. No kidding…85.
After 60 I wasn’t quitting for all the money in the world. I wanted to know just how long it could go on. And, obviously I was getting frustrated.
Now, here’s the stupidest part of it all, you have to read this from the bottom up or it won’t make any sense at all (as if it would have made any sense in the first place). So, go to the bottom and read your way back up to this part…got it? Good, here we go..
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What’s your favorite sport?
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hummmmmm baseball I guess
yerp absolutely one man and 2 little boys and well, you probably already know this but..Coca-Cola
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
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would like to have had 4 or 5 but really can’t afford the 2 I have nor did my body react very well so I’m just grateful for my 2 babies …and my endless supply of Coca
Chocolate or other candy?
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chocolate or Coca-Cola – you just don’t listen do you?
Did I mention I prefer Coca-Cola?
I do not drink hot drinks – I drink cold Coca-Cola. How quickly you forget
would love to live in city but in suburbs and it fits better with kids life, if we are a Dink family, city for sure
What is your dream job?
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being a mom and a writer – see even you are screwed up, you practically asked that already in different words
What religion did you choose to follow?
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not a follower
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
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sports no brainer!
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
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neither duh
Are you fed up of all these questions?
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yerp absolutely most definitely about to blow a gasket – only doing it now to see just how many you can come up with and how many I can answer Coca-Cola to
Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
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I can control everything, or at least that’s what I think so don’t go messing it up, got it?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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shuddup
What is your favorite color?
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pink..no red like a Coca-Cola can
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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shuddup
beach and make sure there’s some Coca-Cola there
left handed or right handed?
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right why does it matter?
Why are you taking this interview?
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because Krystal asked me too but apparently she didn’t know it was going to last well into my late 40′s
who do you count on when feeling down
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Prozac – waiting on it to come out in IV form
do you plan in advance
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as much as possible and I get pretty agitated when I can’t control things
What attracts you most?
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Coca-Cola. Ok, wait, I know what you are asking…hummmmm well? yea, Coca-Cola
Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in pubic?
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nerp negative not even at home alone, no no no got it NO and besides, where is Pubic anyway?
How many hobbies do you have
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who has time for hobbies, heck I’ll be answering this interview well past any time for hobbies
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
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the back of my eyelids
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
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yes and a lot a whole lot and sometimes I even say it to Coca-Cola
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
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no remember I abducted the Aliens
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
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sleep precious sleep
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
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writing and parenting and not necessarily in that order
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
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well…I think if I could afford it, Hawaii
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
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dum question, no clue, stupid stupid question, skip it
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
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er…I don’t cook, we’ve already been through this one too, I guess they could eat cold cereal
What is your favorite word?
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Coca-cola – as if you had to ask
nothing anymore, anti-depressants are wonderful things
What makes you laugh?
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my kids and Jenny The Bloggess and sometimes not even in that order
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
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I do NOT like animals, how many times do we have to discuss this – Monkey
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
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pay off my bills, pay off my mom’s bills, pay off my aunts/uncles bills, wait I’d pay for my kid’s education first, then start paying bills
If you could travel back in time, what mistake(s) would you want to correct?
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did you read that I’ve been married 4 times? this is a dumb question
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
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I only care if it has Coca Cola in it and then it better just be full period
Who was your hero as a child?
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my father easy peasy
What do you do for fun?
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not answer questions on Facebook, I can promise you that much – but my kids, my kids are my fun
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
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indoor please, I told you I hate climate change
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
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I’d quit answering the questions in this doggone interview, ugh
What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
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loud verbose obnoxious
Where do you see yourself in five years?
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sitting here answering these questions at the rate things are going now
What are you most proud of in your life?
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my children, my husband, my education, heck I dunno – the fact that I’m alive & not incarcerated is purely amazing
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
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only if you count the dust bunnies as animals
Who do you admire most?
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admire? hummmmmmmmm I’m not much into admiration…but….humm…does the person who invented Coca-Cola count?
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
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yes, got a Mickey Mouse on my shoulder and my kids initials on my left ring finger – got them on my 40th birthday
When do you plan on getting married?
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not again, I’ve been married 4 times, please, save me
Get the number or give the number?
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ok, look, this is getting out of hand, speaking of numbers, how many more of these questions are there?
ugh I’m an 40 year old over-weight mother of 2, I"m not answering that
stupid for continuing to answer these blasted questions, started to quit, then decided I’d see just how many it would ask, geez
What size shoes do you wear?
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8.5
Coca-Cola what is wrong with you people geez, but ok, I’ll play along, Water not juice
Would you rather be hot or cold?
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stop already, but definitely hot I guess, I hate cold, but I don’t get cold easy, 70 degrees is scorching hot to me
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
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stop with this would you, neither and not in a position to answer this
Favorite Place to Eat?
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Styx! Period, end of sentence
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
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none of them, when does this thing end?
What is your favorite clothing brand?
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Wal-mart? bahahaha New Balance really
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
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Nissan 350
Your favorite Disney Films?
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I do not watch TV, I collect Mickey Mouse paraphernalia but do NOT watch movies
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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shud up
What was your last thought?
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man, I really want to impress her (not naming who she is, don’t want to look like a fool – but someone important in my line of work)
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
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how about crackers and cookies and Coca-Cola?
duh, I already told you, strawberries
Are you a cat or a dog person?
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neither I am allergic to cats & dog’s bite
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
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ewwww not answering that one – no way to know
Define yourself in 3 words…
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loud verbose self-conscious
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
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yerp what else are we suppose to eat the 2 nights we don’t eat out?
What is your favorite TV show?
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Survivor – Wait, Prison Break – Wait Criminal Minds – Wait Big Brother – Shoot, no Survivor
Kill the spider or let it out?
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kill that …stupid thing
Do you shower every single day?
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nerp negative, bath maybe, shower, rarely, no shower in our master bath & well for 11 weeks, I’ve had a cast? argh
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
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ignore – live in Atlanta – saw the real deal in action – negative I’m ignoring
Where do you want to travel next?
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the list is long and not really too distinguished, I’ll take New York for a $1000
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
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lol, erm…..yea lol
What is your favorite food?
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Coca-Cola – wait that’s not a food is it? eh, chocolate anything or maybe strawberries, too hard, skip this one
Do you read harry potter books?
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Nerp negative negatory I read the Internet not books – wait the Internet and Jen Lancaster
What is your favorite place?
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Home
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
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healing
Have you had a beer in the last week?
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nerp
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
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Coca Cola – oh wait, not a choice, Gatorade
Flip flops or sandals?
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flip flops and sandals – but mostly tennis shoes
What do you do on Fridays?
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same thing I do everyday – work or nothing as most people see it
What is your favorite song of all time?
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Life’s Been Good by John Walsh
yerp
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