The Violence, Oh the Violence – How can one stand thee?

snatch, toss, snatch, toss, snatch, toss, snatch, toss *lather, rinse and repeat for about 15 minutes*

grab, sling, grab, mash, grab, sling, grab mash, drown, swish, snatch, sling

snatch, sling, snatch, sling, snatch, sling, heat

snatch, bend, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, stretch, push, hang

snatch, bend, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, stretch, push, hang

grab, sling, grab, mash, sling, grab, mash, drown, swish, snatch, sling

snatch, sling, snatch, sling, snatch, sling, heat

snatch, bend, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, stretch, push, hang

snatch, bend, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, bend, bend, bend, toss, snatch, stretch, push, hang

Lather, Rinse, Repeat until all 14 loads of laundry are piled a mile high on what should be the kitchen table….but who can see the table for all the laundry.  For that matter, who can see the top of the freezer either.  And, who can walk buy laundry hanger without falling because clothes are smacking you in the face…..

Even as bad as it sounds, much better than tripping with your one good foot on 14 loads of laundry which formerly resided in the floor, moving from the front of the washing machine, out of the laundry room, out of the dining room and ending in a heap in the kitchen floor………

Why oh why do I let this happen so often?