Animal Kingdom this is not!

Just a quick note about a new contest…..16 x 20 Roll Canvas!

Some of the photos aren’t clear and the ones that are clear, you might want to just look through your fingers just peeping at it…..

Two weeks ago, this little guy was resting in family room under a chair.  After my 5 year old decided he wasn’t worth the time to play with him, my husband decided that he was “just a lizzard” but agreed to run him out anyway.  Instead, we had this little guy residing in our house…and I use the term little a bit loosely…

And, since we knew that the resident mice were pissed at us because well, we took their home a few years ago and every year about this time we have to conduct Operation Run the *(&^(&b Mice out of my House, we’ve been visited by Mortimer, Lucifer and Lucious just in the last few days.  We sent them to meet their maker yesterday and today I’ve been watching their family members hang out around as if this were their personal dwelling today.

And, naturally, everyone seems to be in agreement that the little guy above was in my house looking for Mortimer, Lucifer and their family.  Either way, I am not amused.

Then, today, I was folding laundry and I noticed this sweet disgusting thing perched on my table.  Now, the angle at which he was sitting on my table originally made me wonder how a toy one could actually hold on.  So, I tossed some folded laundry toward the table and indeed, the little (*&(^% took off.  I tossed another piece of laundry and he came out for this photo op.  And, before you ask, yes, that is my Christmas Table Cloth from last year and yes those are mounds of clean folded clothes that have yet to make it to their final resting place.  And, as I nearly made it to my resting place after spotting this critter, the laundry will most likely be left for someone else to deal with for a day or two.

And, just for the sake of showing you how out of control this entire issue is….we have been bombarded by dang lady bugs…and this one……is now in his resting place as well!

So, any Animal Control Artists out there?  I bought moth balls at the store and tomorrow, my husband is going to weed eat…since this was the grand family excitement from Wednesday….

So, the lawn has been mowed this season, not but once mind you, but it has been mowed and tomorrow, weed eating and moth ball distribution and by damn, the critters should plan to find SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE YOU NASTY (&(*^^*^*^