More fav’s – this time with commentary!
July 2009
Things I’ve learned about myself…at Blogher of all places No One, absolutely no one would believe this.
“It’s no secret that I was at one time very independent and very responsible. Apparently I am already suffering from dementia as I have managed to do some of the most warped things at this conference that the responsible 18 year old me would NEVER have done. No, really, what is really going on?”
Blow Job, I Mean Blow Dryer Did I really talk about Blow Jobs here?
“However, with space limited this trip, I didn’t bring one and I was so dreading the snails pace in which the blow jobs, I mean dryers in hotels handle my limp lifeless hair. “
Setting a Few Goals for Myself in July? What was I thinking?
In the immediate future (between now and the beginning of 2010):
- Lost at least 15 pounds, DONE
August 2009
My husband wiped out 21 blogs and got them all back in under 20 minutes Please, do not let him ever do that again.
“what? how many people do you know that you could wipe out 20 some odd blogs and get them back that fast?”
And me, I replied, “I hope none and I hope I never meet one again…”grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Funniest Homework Reply Now this is hysterical, not that I said that…someone else did when I questioned them…
“nope. I’d rather tell you how many orgasms I had last week than suggest to you how homework should be handled.”
Overheard I love this woman, Beth, The Plus Size Mommy
Me: Beth, how much do you like?
Beth: how much do I like what?
Me: uh?
Beth: what? you asked how much do I like…
Me: yea, and….so how much?
Beth: how much do I like what?
Laughing takes over the room, tears rolling from my face, gut busting……
Me: Ok, the word is technically “lack” and the sentence should be “how much do you lack”
Beth: I like it a lot
Me: you like what a lot?
Beth: whatever you are asking me about, I like it
Me: no now, how much do you lack, how much until you are ready to leave
More hysterical laughing…
Broken Leg, let’s be real here What does he think I am?
“well no, I am cooking, I don’t know why you think I am just sitting at my computer
jumping at your every whim, just there at your disposal”.
The forms of sobriety and using email, twitter, text messages I am soooo good at this kind of stuff…..I try not to but, you know…sometimes, you just have to function on auto pilot.
* conversation with my husband*
Me: 8:05 AM Tthought u nee ehrn they remodeled oj sleep extibg phone was dead vit boys fuxrf that
Boy Genius: 8:07 AM – WTF did you say? I got none of that. Lol
Me 8:10 AM: Thought u knew when they renodeled hey piot in pay art pump – phone was drad & I am sleep texting b/c the? boys fixed fead phone for mm e
BG 8:11 AM: Ok. Well time to wake up
ME 8:17 AM: No tine o brst jid sillu
He didn’t respond. Does he think I can read his mind or what?
