Snow – just my opinion but…it is mine

Let’s be clear here…I have no desire for it to snow.  I barely remember wishing for snow once when I was about 12 and that was in the name of staying out of school. 

Because you know, we southerners can’t drive in that mess for anything. 

But, one pouring of the snowy/slush, one freezing night, no electricity, no heat, no TV, no nothing but me, my mom and the dark.  Not fun.  So, I have no reservations about begging the snow-gods not to dump any of that mess anywhere near my house.

Of course, it is early December and there’s no reason to be suggesting to the snow-gods that I don’t want any snow because duh….

it isn’t going to snow in December……in Alabama….what are you a freak? 

Well, it doesn’t snow in December just like it didn’t snow in April back in the 90’s.  I mean, come on, who is in charge of this white stuff anyway.  We don’t even have proper clothing for snow.  Here’s the best we could do with what we had to work with. 

And for the record, the stuff was gone by 10 AM.

This is so not what I deserve.  My husband, you know the one who makes his own snow…he thinks it’s going to be wonderful when it snows really big.  But, when he is without any electricity, water, TV, Computer and in the dark with 2 small demon children, he will no doubt change his mind.  You can only eat so many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and that’s if you got lucky and made it to the store in time to grab a loaf of bread.

Oh no, no sir, I want nothing of this mess.